So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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