The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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