so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize