i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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