No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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