She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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