Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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