Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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