Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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