found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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