He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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