I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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