I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
