Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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