Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Pooping to opera.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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