Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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