I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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