So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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