It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Did I show you my penis last night?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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