I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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