White coat. Heels.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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