so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
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We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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