He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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