I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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