they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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