they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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