How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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