If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Im at strip club and am horny
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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