I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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