i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Randomize
