i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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