Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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