I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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