Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I don't think brook has ever known best
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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