I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Randomize
