I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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