The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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