Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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