I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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