drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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