Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
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