Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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