Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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