she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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