Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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