I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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