Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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