u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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