You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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