margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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