But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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