I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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