Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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